how to put shit on old kindle without USB and internet
my kindle's USB port is broken, so I can't just connect via USB to put books on it
it also refuses to connect to WiFi hotspots without a backing internet connection. however, I don't want to connect it to the internet because it will phone home to amazon and potentially do auto-updates i don't want.
but, enshittification of the internet to the rescue, the kindle accepts a wifi hotspot with a "captive portal", so we pretend to be one.